Thursday, August 15, 2013

Breaking News: James Franco Wins Satan's Respect With New Music Video

Hollywood Renaissance Man James Franco directed a music video for his band Daddy, which has inadvertently won the respect of Satan himself. Visuals for the song "Love In The Old Days" are riddled with Magick rituals, occult symbolism, and nightmarish blood orgies. 

Have a look: 

Not long after the file uploaded to YouTube, Satan rose from The Inferno to voice his opinion, obviously thrilled to see such evil on display. 

"I thought James Franco was just some dumb-ass Hollywood mook, but along comes this cray-cray video. Motherfucka has my full attention! I'll be offering a deal for his soul real soon. It'll be good to get that nefarious bastard on MY side. Bravo, Franco!"

No word yet on whether or not Franco will roast in hell for all eternity, but up next for the "Spiderman" star is a Comedy Central roast.

We will keep you abreast of this situation as it develops.

In the meantime, breasts...

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