Studies Show: Most nocturnal orgasms - a.k.a. "wet dreams" - occur when horny ghosts take advantage of a sleeping, living person's genitals. Sources say it has something to do with the undead's everlasting bed sheet fetish. Sleep tight! Or, if you're into it, sleep loose!
Tuesday, October 9, 2012
Unchecked Facts & Figures (II)
Studies Show: Laptop computers be acting like pussies. They can't even stand a little water in the keyboard. Put on some fish-shapped swimmies and jump in the goddamn pool already you weak pieces of shit!
Unchecked Facts & Figures (I)
Studies Show: The world no longer caters exclusively to omnivores. Case in point, the lack of Scorpion burgers at McDonald's. Sources say this is also a form of discrimination against Arachnid.
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