Saturday, December 21, 2013

Piñata (Winter Solstice LP 2013)

It's the one year anniversary of the great Mayan apocalypse! To celebrate, I'm releasing my newest LP


Features the hit single "My Liver's Gone (But My Heart's Still Here)"

Happy solstice! Piece of candy.

Thursday, December 19, 2013

Shia LaBeouf Original Talent Reel - 2014

Shia LaBeouf wants to rectify his 2013 plagiarism scandal, so he put together an explosively original talent reel for 2014. Acting, writing, producing, editing, directing, craft services... LaBeouf does it all!

Upcoming Original LaBeouf Productions: Dracula, The Empire Strikes Back, E.T., The Lost Boys, Pulp Fiction, Casablanca, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, Rocky III, The Breakfast Club.

Shia LaBeouf is Harrison Ford.

LaBeef Industries, All Rights Reserved, 2014.

Friday, December 13, 2013

Reindeer Makin' It Rain

The International Songwriting Competition shared my music video on their Facebook page. They made it rain. Happy Holidays!

Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Toxie for a Day at Troma Studios

My ten-year-old self would have never believed this! I got to pose for pictures as The Toxic Avenger with the lovely Asta Paredes, star of Troma's "Return to Nuke'Em High Vol. 1".

Perfect. You can officially call me a mutant.