Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Facts & Figures

Brennan Studies Show: Most nocturnal orgasms, a.k.a. "wet dreams", occur when horny ghosts take advantage of a sleeping person's genitals. It has something to do with their undying bed sheet fetish. Sleep tight! Or sleep loose, if you're into it...


Facts & Figures

Brennan Studies Show: Laptop computers be acting like pussies. They can't even stand a little water in the keyboard. Put on some fish-shapped swimmies and jump in the goddamn pool already!

Facts & Figures

Brennan Studies Show: The world no longer caters exclusively to omnivores. Case in point, the lack of Scorpion burgers at McDonald's. My "sources" tell me this is also a form of discrimination against Arachnid.